• Teacher: If you have two lengths of a triangle but you don't have the length of the hypotenuse, you use this rule c² = a² + b² If you have the length of the hypotenuse and the length of another side you use this rule a² = b² - c² you then use the substitution rule. Any questions?
  • Me: Yes, I have one. Pick a number?
  • Teacher: What?
  • Me: Pick a number?
  • Teacher: 5.
  • Me: Times it by 0.
  • Teacher: It's 0.
  • Me: And thats how much I care.
  • Friend: I don't think I can come to your birthday.
  • Me: Oh, I really wanted you to come but that's okay.
  • Good friend: I don't think I can come to your birthday.
  • Me: Oh, It won't be the same without you and I will miss you, but thats okay.
  • Best friend: I don't think I can come to your birthday.
  • Me: BITCH! YOU'RE COMING OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND DRAG YOU TO IT.