100 Things I hate.

  • 1: When there is nothing to eat at your house.
  • 2: Commercials.
  • 3: When people unfollow you on twitter.
  • 4: When people unfollow you on tumblr.
  • 5: School.
  • 6: Homework.
  • 7: Holiday Homework.
  • 8: Twilight movies.
  • 9: No internet connection.
  • 10: Slow internet connection.
  • 11: Birds.
  • 12: Spiders.
  • 13: Noises that occur outside or inside when you're sleeping.
  • 14: Facebook.
  • 15: When you stub your toe.
  • 16: When your computer dies.
  • 17: When your phone keeps auto correcting.
  • 18: When theres nothing on TV.
  • 19: Smoking.
  • 20: Stupid people.
  • 21: Stupid questions.
  • 22: People who walk slowly in front of you.
  • 23: Couples who sit on the same side of the table or booth when there is no one on the other side.
  • 24: People who ignore you for no fuckin' reason.
  • 25: People who say i'm fat when they're skinny.
  • 26: Hypocritical people.
  • 27: Kim Kardashian.
  • 28: Attention seeking bitches.
  • 29: People who ask you what you got on a test or a project and you got a bad mark and then they start bragging about how they got an A or whatever they got. But when it's the other way around they get upset at you or they're upset at you but just don't say anything.
  • 30: When people come into my room and forget to close the door when they leave.
  • 31: When you have to wait forever in a line.
  • 32: When you have to wake up early.
  • 33: When you have to wake up early and go to school.
  • 34: When people say there is no such thing as a stupid question.
  • 35: Pop-up's.
  • 36: When people say i'm depressed for stupid things.
  • 37: Snooki.
  • 38: Bad customer service.
  • 39: Rude people.
  • 40: Stepping in dog poo.
  • 41: When there is no toilet paper on the toilet roll.
  • 42: Getting gum on your shoe.
  • 43: Babies crying.
  • 44: Babies crying on a airplane.
  • 45: The Situation.
  • 46: Cold weather.
  • 47: Control freaks.
  • 48: Reality TV.
  • 49: People who say random things.
  • 50: Maths.
  • 51: People who are over the top.
  • 52: People who do things because it's popular or cool.
  • 53: When people tell me to hurry up.
  • 54: People who are mean to you for no reason.
  • 55: Friends who are mean to you for no reason.
  • 56: When girls put a shit load of make up on and it looks bad.
  • 57: When girls who are younger than 12 dress like there 16 and over.
  • 58: When girls who are aged around 10, 11, 12, and 13 put a shit load of make up on and it looks bad.
  • 59: People who are bias.
  • 60: People who are homophobic.
  • 61: People who are Racist.
  • 62: That gay and lesbian couples still can't married in some places.
  • 63: People who discriminate based on whatever.
  • 64: Slutty teenage girls who are actually slutty.
  • 65: Guys who are total dicks.
  • 66: Guys who say go back to the kitchen.
  • 67: Guys who say make me a sandwich.
  • 68: When people cheat in a relationship.
  • 69: People who are up themselves.
  • 70: When people spread rumours regardless of whether they're true or not.
  • 71: How the weekend is to quick.
  • 72: Monday.
  • 73: Tumblr post limit.
  • 74: When people get introduced for the first time yet forget to say their name.
  • 75: When people have black/dirty feet.
  • 76: When people forget to flush the toilet.
  • 77: When you're at a restaurant and the bathroom is disgusting.
  • 78: When you have guests over who start the most awkward conversations.
  • 79: When you have guests over and you just want to go back to your room and go back to what you were doing but your parents won't let you.
  • 80: When you have guests over and they talk to you for 2 seconds then go back to talking to your parents and then when you eventually leave the room they stare at you in a really weird way.
  • 81: Golf.
  • 82: Cricket.
  • 83: People who complain about people who complain.
  • 84: Contradiction.
  • 85: People who are beyond overly obsessed with something.
  • 86: Flies.
  • 87: Valentines day.
  • 88: Stupid Songs that are about stupid shit.
  • 89: People who say I can't live without my phone.
  • 90: People who text and drive, apart from when they're at a red light.
  • 91: People who eat really disgusting things like cheese with ketchup/tomato sauce on bread.
  • 92: Mouse trap.
  • 93: When people cut you off.
  • 95: When people cut you off on purpose.
  • 96: When you spill your drink.
  • 97: People who drive like an idiot.
  • 98: When girls or guys are in a fight and everyone has to know what happened and then everyone takes sides.
  • 99: Really bad that awkward moment jokes that are not even awkward. Such as that awkward moment when you look in the mirror and realise how sexy you are.
  • 100: Friends who bitch about each other and stab each other in the back.

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To all of America but most importantly Aurora, Colorado

My heart goes out to all the people involved in the shooting, the families, the friends, the injured and the people who witnessed the massacre. Etc. I pray that you all get through this seriously hard time, I pray that everything gets better for you in the future and I pray that you stay strong. The world is with you. 

  • Brother: You actually have friends
  • Me: Yep, all ten seasons on DVD
  • Teacher: You failed the test
  • Me: You failed to educate me.